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Yesterday was a fast news day in politics. Barack Obama had been busy, making stirring speeches, kissing babies, and symbolizing hope, happiness, and unconditional love. Mike Doyle of CNN woke up late, called off work, and logged on to MSNBC to see a plethora of stories about America’s favorite Hussein. “That’s odd,” Doyle thought. “These are all stories with a positive spin. And there’s a disproportionate amount of them for how many supporters he has.” Doyle then read through MSNBC’s entire Politics page with only a ten-minute break to Google Image Search “throatfuck”. “Huh,” he said, clicking back to his first tab. “I think there’s a story here.”
Doyle’s story continues a trend of reporters reporting on reporting about Obama that has dogged America’s most huggable oreo since he started on the campaign trail. For months, reporters have noticed other reporters reporting on Obama and reported about it because THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW.
Clunkline cornered Obama after a press conference. “What do you think of your highly favorable and disproportionate press coverage?” we asked.
“Well, I’m glad you asked that,” Kenya’s candidate in the Presidential Race replied, and he told a touching story of change and perseverance that, while irrelevant, reaffirmed Clunkline’s faith in humanity.
Editor’s Note: At 16:33 today, the AP reported on this article.
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