Since the existence of both pizza and video games, mankind has been driven by an innate, underlying desire to consume as much of both as one safely can. Unfortunately, due to the number of limbs required to enjoy either of these pursuits, it has been thus far impossible for the average human beings to experience the two activities at the same time (See fig. 1).
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How, then, are we as a species to satisfy the basic needs of nourishment and senseless violence? Until now, most of us have been content with waiting for the evolution of the third arm (fig. 2),
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while others have found more creative solutions (fig 3).
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Those of us without either mutation capabilities or access to lower primates, however, have spent our lives always finding it necessary to abandon one activity briefly whenever we wish to take up the other. This is a difficulty that has been overlooked for too long.
Until now.
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This gadget here fastens around the user’s neck (A), holding the pizza (D) on a pair of horizontal platters (B), within easy reach of the user. below is a top-down view of the apparatus.
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Look for this product to hit shelves later this year from Juncorp, along with the campusfood blinker, which allows the user to order food online by blinking in morse code.
