Hallo, everybody! Welcome to my slap-happy party page! Are we all ready to party? Great! I want to start today’s party by saying that I really love being together with you all. You are such great and friendly people to be around and I really appreciate the way you always make me feel.
American Pop star Hannah Montana is in Afghanistan fighting for the American Army under her real name, Lt Miley Stewart. She was deployed five weeks ago, and her fellow soldiers were sworn to keep their raging fandom/hardons contained in their minds/pants.
“As far as I’m concerned,” she said, “I’m just a normal preteen girl, doing my duty for America and God.”
The Ronnicles: Exercises in Literacy from one of America’s Finest Convenience Store Managers
Any time Ronnie was working in the office, and she found something that was done incorrectly, she would say “I love you guys!” in exasperation, as if she had any reason to hold herself in higher regard than her cashiers. In reality every one of the cashiers in the store was more intelligent and more competent than Ronnie.
Speaking of film, this one actually is on film, not digital. We shot it about a year and a half ago. I’m just posting all our old shorts… our newer stuff isn’t quite available yet, because we’re still in production or post-production on it.
I have no idea how to describe what happens in it short of “uhhh… yeah. Noir surrealism… I think.”
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NBC News’s Tim Russert: Senator Clinton, do you have any comments about your Iraq war vote? Clinton: You know, I’ve noticed that I’m the only one who gets questions about how I voted for the war in Iraq. I’m fine with fielding those questions, but I do think it’s unfair.
The uninhabited (by humans) island of Redonda in the Caribbean Sea is undergoing the most significant political action in the history of the native feral sheep population, The Group.
“Hey, they seated us next to a light switch.”
“Oh, that’s not a light switch.”
“You’ve been here before?”
“No, but I’ve heard about these. It’s like a test. If you decide to flip the switch, the table lowers you into a pit of alligators.”
“You mean they kill you?”
“No, they’re peaceful alligators. And they’re not hungry. But then a chef wielding a katana comes at you–”
“Wait. Then what are the alligators for?”
“It’s just to add atmosphere.”
“Oh, I see.”
Damn it Jake! Why did you move the nail! Look its bleedin’ all over the place now. What do you mean does it hurt? This bitch ass mothafucker hurts like a muthafuckin ass bitch.
Next time your professor pronounces it “Pro-suh-seez”, refer him or her to this.
USAGE NOTE In recent years there has been a tendency to pronounce the plural ending –es of processes as (-ēz), perhaps by analogy with words of Greek origin such as analysis and neurosis. But process is not of Greek origin, and there is no etymological justification for this pronunciation of its plural. However, because this pronunciation is not uncommon even in educated speech, it is generally considered an acceptable variant, although it still strikes some listeners as a bungled affectation. In a recent survey 79 percent of the Usage Panel preferred the standard pronunciation (-ĭz) for the plural ending –es and 15 percent preferred the pronunciation (-ēz). • Although the pronunciation for process with a long (o), (prō’sĕs’), is more usual in British English, it is an acceptable variant in American English.
Yes, that’s right, pronouncing it “pro-suh-seez” instead of “pro-sess-es” is LESS educated. If you do that, you don’t know the word is not of Greek origin. So, professors, stop trying to sound so goddamn smart by mispronouncing a common word! Nobody’s impressed.
Not our absolute best mockumentary (re: This Is Indian Territory), but apparently my part in it was good enough that some director cast me in a feature film with a bunch of drama majors. …Yeah, I know, right?
Content was created by Hilarity Ensues, a production group which Tanzmetall and The Surgeon General, among others, lead.