WE ENTARTAINS YOU WITH FUNY JOCKS LISTEN TO THE JOCKS
Ipus Ode One: Eunuch Jocks!!!
Q: What do eunuchs not have?
A: Balls
Have you heard of eunuclear war?
Oh, no, what’s that
It’s where all the countries of the world come together in a time of war. Everybody is killed nearly-instantaneously.
That’s gruesome
And they have no balls
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A eunuch.
A eunuch who?
I have no balls!
Why did the eunuch cross the road?
To get to the other side. Where he heard there were balls.
Q: What do eunuchs still not have?
A: Dignity
…
…Also, balls
Q: What did the eunuch say after he had sex with a girl?
A: WELL WE’LL NEVAR KNOW NOW WILL WE.?!
Q: …
A: BUT I BET IT WAS HIGH PITCHED
Knock knock
Who’s there
Interurupting eunuch
Interrupting eu—
Just keeping you updated, I still don’t have any balls
Oh, okay
Yeah
Keep me posted
Okay
Tanzmetall would like to thank the cast of Scotch ‘n’ Soda Theatre‘s production of “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” for helping inspire this update.
