That’s right–Hillary Clinton herself writes for this website. But in order to protect her presidential bid, we gave her a handle. Bill suggested it. He said it was his petname for her. His “love handle” for her. We assured him that this joke was not funny. But he ignored us, chuckling for a little while about his wife’s love handles before he suddenly became really depressed and fondled a waitress.
And for your information, voice chat is EXTREMELY useful. Dozens of people chime in to point out that my mother is a faggot. I never knew this until I first signed in to Xbox Live, and now I know the truth. It has indeed, as they say, set me free.
The best things in life are free, and that means I’m one of the best things in life. But something that isn’t free: Rage Against the Machine songs. (You can arrr and yarrr and chum bucket all ye like, I won’t pirate anytime soon.) It’s true, I’ve never heard their music, but I have heard it exists, and that’s good enough for me. Would you like to uncreate it? Well YOU CAN’T, says Albert Einstein, what with his whole conservation of mass thing and all. Maybe you’d like to know more? Well too bad because your brain is just too tiny.
And did it ever occur to you about this “introduction”–that I might have “introduced” the two years ago while the goods weren’t odd? (In the case of the 12 year olds, I mean.)
In conclusion, drugs are bad.
