Gandalf: Bilbo… the banana is still in your pocket.
Narrator: Nine penises he gave to men…
Gandalf: You should give it to Frodo!
Saruman: The hour is later than you think. The enemy’s testicles have already started to drop.
Gollum: Oh the pool, is nice and cool, and I can prove, that I’ve got groove, without my looooincloth!
Elrond: Sauron’s penis in the east is growing.
Gandalf: It’s Saruman! He’s trying to bring down the erection!
Gollum: He STOLED it from us!
Gandalf: YOU… SHALL NOT… COOOOME!
