You can’t be fucking serious!
If your parents never got you that Power Wheels car you always wanted, now’s your chance! For almost $14,000 (the price of a decently equipped entry-level CAR) you can prove to everyone that you are the absolute, undisputed King of Idiots.
You can even get it with RIMS and a bumpin’ stereo. I don’t know what could possibly make golfing better than rims.
Hey! Take your headphones off! The drink cart is here!
Okay, back to the magazine…