Electirony: Stupid Political Mistakes by Stupid People

Hillary was There when the Cigar Entered Ground Zero

Hillary’s released records from her time as First Lady reveal a few things. Firstly, that she has grossly exaggerated her importance (who is surprised? it’s not an elected position), and secondly, that she was down the hall when Lewinsky blew Bill. Bill–whatever happened to the zip code rule? This is just more proof that the Clintons think they are above the laws–this time, the laws of “when do I cheat on my wife”. Have some decorum already! Wait until she’s meeting with other political wives and leading a tank battalion in Bosnia!


John McCain is still seen as a maverick

John McCain was tortured. John McCain has also repeatedly worked for bills encouraging its practice. This isn’t election-year hyperbole from an anonymous Internet writer. This is a circa-2006 opinion from an anonymous Internet writer. After the Torture Bill, I swore I would never in any way support McCain. Why Obama and Clinton haven’t pounded this point home yet, I don’t know. (Oh wait–yes I do know! They’re still fighting each other.)

McCain is not a moderate. Quit kidding yourselves.


“None of your business” guy actually wanted to know the answer

While Clinton’s not copying losers or battling genocide a few doors away from a blowjob, she’s sending her daughter into the real war zone: college campuses. Chelsea Clinton has been giving talks all over, and her at-best-lukewarm reception has led her to become a bit jaded. I can understand that. Being a surrogate for a horrible candidate would suck.

But that does not entirely justify her overreaction to a totally-warranted question from a student at one of these talks. A (male) student asked her if she thought the Lewinsky scandal had hurt her mother’s credibility. She responded by implying he was a lower form of life than found elsewhere around the nation, and said it wasn’t any of his business.

Okay. So Obama’s pastor is fair game but Clinton’s husband’s near-impeachment a decade ago is not? Give me a break. This was a legitimate question. But for the sake of the argument, let’s put aside the fact that this is clearly his business, and see what makes it go from “stupid” to “mooning-an-alligator-retarded”.

He was a Clinton supporter, and actually wanted to know the answer.

Yep. Turns out she lashed out for no reason at all. He said later that he uses it as an example to people who ask him why he thinks Hillary is a strong person. He always responds that if she could survive that, she can survive anything.

But apparently Chelsea can’t survive a simple question-and-answer session. I suggest that we all promptly start crying her a river.


Hillary Clinton Is Still Running

Drop out now. You are an uninspiring, unremarkable politician who can neither lead, nor speak, nor micromanage. You have no foreign policy experience, no successful domestic experience, and no qualifications for office. You are not entitled to the Presidency. There are many qualified women I would rather see as the first female President–not that you can win enough independents to earn the position anyway. Stop lowering the country’s opinion of Democrats, stop attacking the nominee, and swing your scum-filled political machine behind him already.

I will now call you a “stupid cunt”, but it’s not sexism–I hate you, not your gender. If you were a man I’d call you a “dumb shit”. It makes no difference to me what your genitialia looks like; I hate you for you.


Well, that was fun! Maybe next time I’ll remember to throw some funny stuff in there somewhere. Like a prostitute with amnesia, I have forgotten my purpose. Until next time.


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