Yes, we seriously stuck tennis balls onto a walker and are charging money for it.
Fig. 1
The scrotum.
Additional scrotums now only $16.99!
And the obligatory:
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| MORE BLADES = BETTER THAN |
This is such a facsimile. This is not the Infinity Razor. The Infinity Razor has a countably infinite number of blades packed into a finite space, and is only possible after the coming technological singularity. Anyone who buys this one thinking it is the prophecized Infinity Razor will be sorely disappointed.
In other news, anything that has “as seen on TV!” emblazoned proudly on it should be buried in the E.T. landfill in New Mexico and the site should be used for nuclear tests. It’s basically an admission that they are marketing toward stupid people who buy whatever big brother tells them through the telescreen.
Infinity Razor is doubleplusgood. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
