There is nowhere to write it.
I’d be at home but then that would lead to either an awkward question-and-answer session with my girlfriend or an extremely awkward search to perform thoroughly in the first place.
Even though I’m not going to be posting any actual porn, I need to find an unflattering image of a pornstar, and safe-search doesn’t cut it. So I’m in my home away from home, this student organization office, and waiting for people to leave who aren’t going to leave so I can find ONE MOTHERFUCKING IMAGE.
I refuse to post this article until it is ready.
