No, that was the worst restaurant ever, damnit!

Look, I don’t care what the hell is up with the theme, a waiter should never give a man a bear hug while singing after they order the largest steak on the menu. Bullshit Steve I didn’t ruin anything. The guy was right there in my fucking face breathing into my nose. He’s just lucky I didn’t have a steak knife in my hand. What? Adam Roxman, my ID is in my pocket, sir. No Steve I’m not gonna apologize to Mandy, youda done the same thing. Uhhh 376 Georgia Street in Fairfield. Steve! Listen! Nothing bad is gonna happen. We’ll be out tomorrow morning and your dad will never have to know anything. Yeah I understand my rights, sir. What do you mean Assault and Battery! Oh thats bullshit whats your badge number anyway? Look, Steve, cmon I saved you spending fifteen bucks on that slut anyway huh, this ain’t all bad. Alright fine yes I’ll come along peacefully. Steve dude this will be fine I promise you. Officer, for the record, he did squeeze my ass a little when it happened. Well at least I didn’t throw the salt at his broken face afterwards! ok ok I’ll calm down. Steve, bro, I’ll see ya at the station I guess.