Like a Monarch butterfly, I am both beautiful and threatened. It is true–my milkweed is a computer in readme‘s office fondly known as “Notatracksuit”. (Because it is not, you see, in fact a tracksuit.)
Over the three years I’ve been using the machine, I did in fact create many of the items on that list. But in my defense, all of the ferret-related searches were for this photoshop, and I only read Peeing Man Monthly for the articles.