Puerto Vallarta – The Mexican porn star Señor Burrito, born Alfonso Estavez de Ciudad Juarez y Calculadoras o Juan Manuel de Rosas, died Tuesday in a tragic cumshot accident while filming his next twenty-minute masterpiece, Salsa de Hombre. His co-star, Esteban Grandioso, has been charged with one count of accidental manslaughter and another count of failure to contain a load for his accidental high-velocity discharge of semen that made its way through Señor Burrito’s head, killing him instantly.
“I just couldn’t stop it!” Grandioso said, “One minute Burrito is giving me this incredible rimjob, he turns me around, licks my cock, and BAM! My best friend and co-star is dead on the spot. I didn’t even have time to finish him off before he died. I hope they have a special casket to fit Señor Burrito’s still-erect burrito.”
Señor Burrito may also be known from such films as Mis Pantalones Son Su Pantalones and Burritos Magnificos!
Grabass_Champion does not know Spanish.
