Could a pair of pants run for president of the USA?

Answer: yes. Provided they were made in the USA, one of its dependencies, or military zones and before 1973.

And you know what? It would probably be a better chief executive than some shrubbery-themed presidents of late.

And its “washing instructions” themed States of the Union would be awesome. Just picture it.

“WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
MACHINE WASH COLD
TUMBLE DRY”

Awesome.

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