That’s right! Porn is hilarious!
Allow me to expound. Here is a list of sentences. Can you guess what they are from?
1. Your job is to answer the phone and clean.
2. What is the capital of Russia?
3. WHOSE ASS IS THIS??
If you thought ‘blue collar job interview taking place in a geography class that is then subjected somehow to a horrific molecular rearrangement’, sorry, but close! No the real source is from crazy effed-up dungeon porn. (And yes I (nom de pomme) just minced my own oath for no reason. Also, don’t ask me how I know this. (Grabass_Champion, I’ll have the tape back by tomorrow night, I know you and Tanzmetall have plans.))
Think of the situation in which you would hear any of those sentences. The first on I’d just say ‘ok’, the second I’d be all ‘well it depends on the time period and what you mean by ‘Russia’’, the third I could only imagine in some sort of dystopian future where street peddlers haul around asses in large carts for sale because the worlds supply of canned asses is inferior quality to that of uncanned asses then a cart upturns and the police have to sort out which asses belong to who.
As we all know, when porn was invented it was just a cheap, secure, and efficient way of encoding communiqués to American espionage agents overseas through a complex language of grunts, slaps, and gurgling noises. Today, however, it has just degraded into ridiculous footage of people inserting every type of adjective-noun combination into a gaping wide or wildly narrow adjective-noun, as well as interviews on job titles, geography, and human anatomy apparently.
