HEyyyy there kids its krazy willie mcgovern the political clown!!!
Today I’m here to talk to you about what my name means! Well y’see kids, back in the gilded era, there was this one fella who dun ran for prez-e-dint of these here u-nited stoats and lost. like five times! in fact, he has the record for most losses. his name was ole’ Willie Jennings Bryant. If you dont know what he looks like, he looks like Jeff Daniels. Y’know, that actor who dun played both a stupid dumb (or dumber) idiot AND George Washin’ton!
My second name comes from a old b-24 bomber pilot who ran ‘gainst ole’ crazy eyes himself dick nixon himself in the seventies. Do you know what the seventies are? Thats when the man who was Jeff Gardner took too much acid and smack at the same time and became me, ole’ Willie mcgovern.
Well thats all the time i got today. see ya later kids!
