Pretty simple right?
You know that English has the simplest fucking article system of ALL LANGUAGES. But especially German.
You gotta remember shit like word gender. You know who likes that? COMMIE NAZI CONFEDERATE RACIST GAY TERRORISTS! Thats who!
You gotta watch out for ‘em. Lay traps round their lairs. O sure they may say they are from “England” and that they are “clearly white” and “look I’m going to church I’m not a Muslim at all” and “What the hell are you talking about” but after I’m done drinking my special Vat 23 Boondoggle Mix I’m not willing to compromise on ANY of my beliefs boy howdy!.