13.5″ of annoying, solar-powered, vibrating pleasure!
Okay, so now the obvious dildo joke has been made, let’s look at the product itself. Evidently moles are sticklers for steadiness, and therefore instead of enjoying a nice electric massage when you plant this vibrating monster shaft into the ground, get slightly irritated and decide to go away. They just can’t tolerate the underground vibration!
And come on… the penetrating two-second pulse at thirty second intervals… Do you really think that has anything to do with moles? I think it has a lot more to do with what your wife’s doing while you’re at work. You think your “Wife’s best friend” is attached to you? Your wife’s best friend is solar powered and annoys the fuck out of moles.