Dear Grampa Judd,
My friend Tim and all of his buddies were going to go drinking this Friday. They all want me to come along. But I’m not so sure I want to, since I think they only like me because I’m a short blonde virgin with a DD. Should I go?
-Menstruating in Minnesota
Dear dear dear dear DEAR Menstruating,
Wait a few days, then come over to my place. I can’t do anything about you bein’ short or blonde or busty, but I may be able to help you with that other thing. Heh heh.
-Grampa Judd
I go to a Southern university. All of my friends have joined Kappa Kappa Kappa, the white frat on campus. They keep saying mean things about my background, because my mother was a black Jew, my dad was a catholic Asian, and I’m an openly homosexual feminist convert to Islam. What should I do to win them back?
-Gregarious in Georgia
Become white.
Hell, I don’t even know what slur to use.
We’ll start with “asshole”.
-Grampa Judd
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