EVERYBODY HAIL THE ORB BEFORE IT FUCKING CRASHES AGAIN!

Hurry!!! Move it! Almquat, get that corn in place!

Cmon cmon cmon it could go at any second!

Shit where’s Nutiket? There you are. We are preparing the final ceremony for the Quadsett too. What? No just get it done! We need the Orb remember, so hurry.

Ummm Ummm who remembers what we do with the deer carcasses??? Oh right, next to the fire for the whole spirit of the lodge thing.

ok, everyone in place? good.

Oh great Orb it is I, Sakima. We are honored to be witness to your rebirth in the manner of the Great Cycle of All Things. We would like to request, however, that you maybe manage yourself a little better. The Chieftains, Priests, and I have talked and maybe you could get two or more of the Great Spirits to hold you up, you know, sharing the load of your great and benevolent weight.

And with that I think we will be transitioning now into the Quadsett finale. Nutiket, just make it fast, and don’t take too long with the blood-slathering. Ok. I hereby pronounce you, the class of the Third Moon of the Mother Bear in Sol official Braves of the Lodge, and are granted all rank and entitlements thereto.

So, Orb, we conclude this hasty ceremony, since we know you probably won’t be here for long. But the Chieftains will be waiting for when you come back.

Remember, my people. Believe in the Orb, and the Orb will support you.

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