John McCain's Al-Qaeda Career

Grabass_Champion’s recent expose did not go far enough in revealing McCain’s hidden loyalties. I will finish the job.

I know it seems like John McCain doesn’t actually seem to be a terrorist, but behold! I have unveiled his secret plane-flying job.

John McCain is Osama bin Laden.

Now I’ll demonstrate how similar they sound using my wicked sweet counter-terrorism skills.

Bin Laden
John McCain

Translation: “Fuck over America royally.”
Translation: “Electing me will fuck over America royally.”

It’s uncanny. John McCain is Osama bin Laden.

Ooh, and take this clip where he sounds eerily like Hitler.

Hitler
John McCain

And check out this stunning admission, caught by a hidden microphone on a Clunkline reporter! From his own mouth, the words…

Scared yet? YOU SHOULD BE, IT’S TERRORISM!!

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