Grabass_Champion’s recent expose did not go far enough in revealing McCain’s hidden loyalties. I will finish the job.
I know it seems like John McCain doesn’t actually seem to be a terrorist, but behold! I have unveiled his secret plane-flying job.
John McCain is Osama bin Laden.
Now I’ll demonstrate how similar they sound using my wicked sweet counter-terrorism skills.
It’s uncanny. John McCain is Osama bin Laden.
Ooh, and take this clip where he sounds eerily like Hitler.
And check out this stunning admission, caught by a hidden microphone on a Clunkline reporter! From his own mouth, the words…
Scared yet? YOU SHOULD BE, IT’S TERRORISM!!