I know it seems like John McCain doesn’t actually use the internet, but behold! I have unveiled his secret Internet job.
John McCain is the voice actor for Senor Cardgage, a character on homestarrunner.com.
Now I’ll demonstrate how similar they sound using my wicked sweet interweb skills.
It’s uncanny. John McCain is Senor Cardgage. What an earth-shattering revelation. I don’t know how to make this funny anymore, so that’s it.