Point: OH FUCK! OFFICER HELP! HE SHOT ME! Oh man…so much blood…oh it hurts like a motherfucker! Officer, this man tried to rob me at gunpoint! I threw all I had at him then turned to run away! He’s insane, he shot me in the leg when I was trying to get out of there!
Counterpoint: You can’t prove nuthin man, nuthin! Man I was just walkin down the street over there and man you come runnin round the corner next to that bookstore and the next thing I know you ran right into me and my self defense handgun goes off! Man then you crazy flailing around and bleeding took out your wallet and threw it at me! Man, you crazy man!