Grabass_Champion: bag. bag.
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: OMG
Grabass_Champion: TEHRE IS INTER NET IN HAWAY?!?!?!?!
Tanzmetall: sorry it appends that onto every message I send
Grabass_Champion: CL took a brief dive today, as you’ve no doubt read by now
Tanzmetall: seems ok to me
Grabass_Champion: well, yeah, it’s back up now
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: god dammit
Grabass_Champion: haha
Grabass_Champion: now I’m just trying to figure out if you’re serious
Tanzmetall: I’m contemplating signing off
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: it’s obscene
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: no… there’s just no way
Tanzmetall: I’m in an internet cafe
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: ohhh
Grabass_Champion: wow
Tanzmetall: they have some weird software installed
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: you kind of get used to it after a while though
Tanzmetall: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A PINEAPPLE Y/N
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: how are you doing back there, by the way
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: not too badly…
Grabass_Champion: I must work in 5.5 hours
Grabass_Champion: but other than that okay
Tanzmetall: what time is it there
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: IT IS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY HERE!!!
Grabass_Champion: 23:05
Tanzmetall: COME AND VISIT OUR INTERNET, ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: hah, how strange
Grabass_Champion: I’d imagine you’re doing this thing so that you might later post the chatlog
Tanzmetall: post chatlogs, why I never
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: I’m gonna sign off and try to see if I can pick up wifi with my computer instead
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: hah, we’ll see… maybe when I’m in Canada it will say “HELLO AND GREETINGS ROM CANADINTERNET. PLEASE ENJOY OUR IGLOOS”
You left the chat by logging out or being disconnected.
Reconnecting to Grabass_Champion…
Tanzmetall: ok back
Tanzmetall: …
Tanzmetall: …
Tanzmetall: SUCCESS.
Grabass_Champion: HEY YUNZ GREETINGS FROM PITTSBURGHINTERNET AN’AT!
Grabass_Champion: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE ON SHITTY ROADS Y/N
Tanzmetall: Y!!!
Grabass_Champion: OK EDWARD RENDELL IS COMING TO HAWAII TO SERVE YOUR REQUEST
Tanzmetall: YAY HAWAII LOVES ED RENDELL
Grabass_Champion: …at least someone does
Grabass_Champion: so what d’you think? D’you think we should “gift” Philadelphia to New Jersey?
Tanzmetall: and all other non-pittsburgh crap to a new state called Appalachia
Tanzmetall: “The Shithole State”
Tanzmetall: the state bird can be Inbreeding.
Grabass_Champion: they could start the Ohio Valley Authority to bring electricity to West Virginia, Ohio, PA, and Kentucky
Tanzmetall: and with it, maybe civilization.
