JIM and TOM are in the anti-bee bunker.
JIM. so our housemate says we should clean
TOM. yes yes and yes
JIM. arbeit macht frei, das flanderson
TOM. did you just godwin our housemate
because you did
JIM. jawhol, mein fuhrer
TOM. it’s gotta get done, and hey, fascism makes the trains run on time.
JIM. i’m just speaking german
you are projecting all over me
TOM. I cleaned the kitchen, and did not speak out
I cleaned the bathroom, and did not speak out
I cleaned my bedroom, and did not speak out
and when I was finished, there was nowhere left to clean
JIM. you didn’t clean your room
TOM. I saw a dead bee on my water bottle today
I thought of you
JIM. thank good
…did you just godwin bees
JIM. you’ve discovered the connection
you’re an excellent soldier
you will run my university
TOM. I am honored beyond words!
I shall now go celebrate
TOM is running the univercity.
TOM. Upon hearing this, I immediately began preparing my first lesson plan against the bees.
END OF ACT WON