Transcript from the July Online Clunkline Writer’s Summit

Administrator: Meeting has started.
Administrator: Grabass_Champion has entered the meeting room.
Administrator: Tanzmetall has entered the meeting room.
Administrator: FooTay has entered the meeting room.
Administrator: Nom de pomme has entered the meeting room.
Administrator: Farkle-Farkle has entered the meeting room.
Nom de pomme: hey everyone!
Administrator: Burpen has entered the meeting room.
Administrator: doctor_subtle has entered the meeting room.
Tanzmetall: Hey guys
Administrator: j_wilkin has entered the meeting room.
Grabass_Champion: hahahahahahaha
Nom de pomme: Fuck you tanzmetall
Administrator: j_wilkin has left the meeting room.
FooTay: Hi guys
Tanzmetall: Ok fine poopy pants
doctor_subtle: hey
Farkle-Farkle: hiya
Burpen: GOUGH CRLUNKINE
Tanzmetall: ok i have a list of things we want to accomplish today
FooTay: testicles
Tanzmetall: no thats not on the list
Nom de pomme: lol
Burpen: LOL
Farkle-Farkle: well what is then
Tanzmetall: merch, articles, general how-do-you-do-itry
doctor_subtle: i bought the thong
Nom de pomme: can we put uh…naked women on the calendar? i have a friend who wants something like that
Grabass_Champion: CAN I HAZ PRON CALDUR???@!1
Tanzmetall: ok guys calm down
FooTay: NEVER!!!
Nom de pomme: I call a general strike and move to dissolve clunkline and replace it with the dictatorship of the writers!
Tanzmetall: sigh
Tanzmetall: ok PW ads are selling like hotcakes
Burpen: HOTKAWES WIF MY PEINS IN TEM
Nom de pomme: how much money do we have
Grabass_Champion: enough to buy 300 acres of alaska in 1867
Burpen: ALASKA WIF MY PEINSS IN TIT
Tanzmetall: it should cover our registration and some electrical bills
FooTay: we should sell stock
doctor_subtle: in holland
Farkle-Farkle: ok get on that
Nom de pomme: the dutch do know how to invest
Burpen: I INVEST U WIF MY PNIS
Tanzmetall: poop
Nom de pomme: anal splurtage
Grabass_Champion: degenerative rectal evacuatory disease
Farkle-Farkle: can i get health insurance through my work here at this bznezs? I have the above disease.
Grabass_Champion: random super-strange technical question that only comes up because i broke something I didn’t know how to use?
Burpen: general malaise toward fixing the problem then reassurance something equivalent to a Control-Z maneuver will take place.
Tanzmetall: articles?
Farkle-Farkle: we need more election coverage
Nom de pomme: INTENSIFY FORWARD ELECTION COVERAGE POWER
Grabass_Champion: ITS A TRAP
FooTay: I HAVE YOU NOW
doctor_subtle: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BE TESTICLES
Burpen: ITS A PNEZ
Farkle-Farkle: EEKA EKKA (jawa-speak)
Tanzmetall: ok this is an epic fail
Tanzmetall: see you all in august
Administrator: Grabass_Champion has left the meeting room.
Administrator: Tanzmetall has left the meeting room.
Administrator: FooTay has left the meeting room.
Administrator: Nom de pomme has left the meeting room.
Administrator: Farkle-Farkle has left the meeting room.
Burpen: Penis
Administrator: Burpen has left the meeting room.
Administrator: doctor_subtle has left the meeting room.
Administrator: Meeting has ended.