Supreme Ruler Obama today referred to the former US Constitution as “the same old Washington politics”, making it eligible for destruction in the upcoming ‘Bonfire of the Oldies’.
Other things to be destroyed include copies of the Federalist Papers, the Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions, and the Jefferson Memorial.
“Believe in this change!” Lord Obama shouted at a rally in Maryland today as he shot a flaming arrow over the heads of spectators into a massive straw outline of the new Iron Eagle seal of the FUS which then burst into flame as his cackling laughter echoed over the address system.
In other news, FUS Viceroy Lieberman rejected calls from the West European Union to tone down the FUS’s militarization of the Sudetenland.
