President Bush decried England’s aggression when English tanks rolled across the border into their former colony. “The United States is a sovereign nation,” he sputtered. “I demand that England immediately withdraw her forces from Georgian territory, and that her artillery stop shelling Atlanta.”
During election years, everything irrelevant to rising politicians gets their attention anyway. As such, McCain and Obama also made statements like Bush’s, making-believe that they were President.
“The English tanks must pull back at once,” said Obama firmly. “Also, how the hell did they get here?” He looked out at the audience, his confusion plain from his face. “Seriously? Nobody but me thought about that?”
McCain was woken up from his nap in time to comment, but, embarassingly, he forgot to remove his jowl retainers from his cheeks before going live.
