I just rooted through many of my old drafts, and found some ideas that were just unwritable. Naturally, then, the solution is to just post my notes.
Obama Preaches Alternate Fuels; Cheney Preaches Alternate Interrogation Techniques
it’s like alt rock, you see
“the mainstream torture techniques are so boring”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/27/cheney.interrogations/index.html
wait
this idea forgot to be funny or make sense
bob barr?
Following in the footsteps of his fellow southern Libertarian with a three-letter first name and four letter last name
ron paul
like obama he grew up a muslim in iran
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Barr
oops i forgot to include any reason to actually write this article
mccain has sex with palin
because he’s a guy and she is not a guy
wait
i forgot
she is a guy.
