Lecture 2 – The Battle of Blood Gulch
Lo and in those days it did occur that the blue team was spawned upon the base on one side of the gulch and the red team upon the other.
In the middle did lay various treats, weapons, and vehicle what to destroy thine enemy, and render him into naught but spliddley-bits.
Indeed, it was the hero Agamemtron who did find the camouflage package and rocket launcher within five seconds time and did proceed to destroy’th the land, rendering his enemies into naught but spliddley-bits.
Whence then did come the rival who upon a ghost rode and layed into Agamemtron a hellish volume of plasma-fire, but he was too slow and Agamemtron did get off a rocket before being wasted-ed. Then upon the bases did both players respawn and continue their epic combaticals, until the end of the age.