Interview Report 9/6/08: The Penn State Student Section

IR: Hello, how are you doing today?

PSUSS: HIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

IR: So, what do you think about Barack Obama’s planned tax system?

PSUSS: PENN STATE FOREVER

IR: Have you seen Noam Chomsky’s recent essay on global warming in The Economist?

PSUSS: TRY NOT TO SUCK

IR: How about NCAA football? How will this game end?

PSUSS: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK

IR: What do you think about the recent election in Pakistan?

PSUSS: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REF WHAT THE FUCK

IR: Do you think the Chinese cheated at the Olympics?

PSUSS: HEEEEYYYYYY LETS GO STATE

IR: Have you heard about the Lebanon-Israel deal?

PSUSS: RAPE THE BEAVERS

IR: Are you in favor of denuclearization?

PSUSS: ASSSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSSHOLE

IR: Should sovereign nations be free do do what they want or should all countries be overseen by international organizations?

PSUSS: MOTHAFUCKIN…WAIT..WAIT…YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

IR: Thanks for your time.

PSUSS: RUSH THE FIELD

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