IR: Hello, how are you doing today?
IR: So, what do you think about Barack Obama’s planned tax system?
PSUSS: PENN STATE FOREVER
IR: Have you seen Noam Chomsky’s recent essay on global warming in The Economist?
PSUSS: TRY NOT TO SUCK
IR: How about NCAA football? How will this game end?
PSUSS: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
IR: What do you think about the recent election in Pakistan?
PSUSS: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REF WHAT THE FUCK
IR: Do you think the Chinese cheated at the Olympics?
PSUSS: HEEEEYYYYYY LETS GO STATE
IR: Have you heard about the Lebanon-Israel deal?
PSUSS: RAPE THE BEAVERS
IR: Are you in favor of denuclearization?
PSUSS: ASSSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSSHOLE
IR: Should sovereign nations be free do do what they want or should all countries be overseen by international organizations?
IR: Thanks for your time.
PSUSS: RUSH THE FIELD