Why A Swinger?
Coloradians are generally insecure what with being continually asked by visitors to arrange themselves in circles.
Quick Facts
Mixing up Wyoming and Colorado on a map there is punishable by prison time.
Cannibal: The Musical was filmed here. Hahaha “you shot him” that scene was funny. Also the samurai indians.
Keys To Victory
Be considerate of the fine balance between cosmopolitan Denver and the rural agricultural regions.
Be confident and generous with your patience. Allow citizens to engage in discourse easily.
…Oh, who am I kidding, just cave to your desires and just quote and reference South Park endlessly.
Who Will Win?
Obama by default what with the fucking amazing convention. Did you see the part where he spoke? It was like watching Zeus hurl thunderbolts at mountain tops.
