Why A Swinger?
Look, they just aren’t that bright up there.
Quick Facts
Don’t go to Montana; you don’t know where it’s been or if it’s been touching Canada.
Montana has more Senators than Representatives.
THE WEST BORDER LOOKS LIKE DANIEL BOONE WEARING A COON SKIN CAP OK! ISN’T THAT FUCKING AWESOME??!?!
Montana is extreme sport heaven. It is home to: Drunken snowmobile grand prix, cowachuteing, iceploding (union and association), kayak-water-base-fall, and sky screaming.
Keys To Victory
The best offense is a good offense. Bring tanks.
Who Will Win?
McCain. In general, McCain has more tanks.
