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Like me, you are sick and tired of the stagnation of this countnry’s economy, and our ever-decaying standing abroad. Like me, you desire CHANGE, REAL CHANGE, and a meaningful economic proposal to turn this crisis around. Like me, you enjoy twiddling a young boy’s penis between your fingers.
THE TIME HAS COME TO DEMAND CHANGE. and also boy-penises.
Too often, we child molesters are a completely ignored demographicr, and our weight in votes has never been truly felt! Let’s make them truly feel it this time.
That’s why I’m announcing a series of BE CREEPY FOR CHANGE events from now until the election! Evereyone can get a part of the action!
For those of you who are into the simple stuff, all this week we’ll be registering voters. Ask passersby if they’r 18. If they are, register them to vote. If they’re not, cop a feel. Everybody wins both ways!
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Next Wednesday, we’re also planning on holding a leer rally. We’ll ogle passing innocents, make disturbing comments, and then somehow tie that in to voting for Obama. Example: “Hey, cutiepie. You remind me of Obama’s daughter, Malia. Say, you should totally vote for Obama! Want some ice cream?” If they can guess where your hand is, give them a bumper sticker.
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Then there’s Flasher Friday! Show those old ladies your support, and, genitals.
Too long we’ve been ignored by a society that would like to just walk past us quickly with its hand held up to shield its eyes. Well, no more. We’re creepy and proud! And together, we’re going to win this erection.
