Trick-or-Treating Guide in the City of Redshift

Trick-or-Treating will last from 6pm – 8pm on Friday for the city proper, 5:47pm – 8:22pm for those living in its faster-moving outlying regions, or 6:13pm – LL5:87aZ for blocks bordering the Alcubierre Anomaly. For those looking for convenient candy containers, Frau Goedel’s Stoneware has generously donated to the City a few thousand of their popular Klein bags. They will be dispensed at their office on Mobius Street, which you can find on either side of the sidewalk.

For your convenience, we have included a brief list of popular costume ideas, in case you are of Warrior Caste and incapable of thinking creatively.

-A singularity
-Dark matter
-The Cosmological Constant
-The Theory of Everything
-An unreal number
-The Great Attractor
-Sarah Palin

For the safety of our children, please do not distribute any Quantum M&M’s with uncollapsed waveforms, homemade muffins with unusually fast half-life, or String Theory Cheese with expired dimensions. And for those worried about Schrodinger’s Cat crossing their paths, remember that’s neither here nor there.


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