Point:
Man, this election is the BEST thing to happen to our country since FDR. I just can’t believe it! I worked so hard to MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I’m so HAPPY that America is finally overcoming prejudice to elect a VISIONARY leader to the White House. I really do think that President Obama will RESURRECT our most important American core values. This is the first step towards a BETTER future. This is totally a sign of A BRIGHT NEW DAY for our country and our world. Thanks to Obama’s victory, now I DON’T have to move to Canada after all. To all of you out there, I say: YES WE CAN.
Counterpoint:
Man, this election is the WORST thing to happen to our country since FDR. I just can’t believe it! I worked so hard to AVERT THIS AT ALL COSTS. I’m so INCONSOLABLE that America is finally overcoming prejudice to elect a SATANIC leader to the White House. I really do think that President Obama will DESTROY our most important American core values. This is the first step towards a TERRIBLE future. This is totally a sign of THE APOCALYPSE for our country and our world. Thanks to Obama’s victory, now I DEFINITELY have to move to Canada after all. To all of you out there, I say: WE ARE FUCKED.
