Mr Speelburg, please stop returning my manuscript with red marks all over it. I will continue to resend it until it is 1) read 2)) purchased 3))) heaped praise upon and 4)))) YOU SHUT UP.
Julie is walking down the street. she whistles politely to herself.
Suddenly a MAN jumps out from behind a BUSH. He is naked except for a sweatervest made from stitched-together salami.
I love you , Julie! That is why I wear my salami.
Ewwww! The only thing I hate more than salami is premarital sex! Get’s away from me!
Julie picks up a PARK BENCH and throws it at the MAN. It hits him in the salami. he falls over
Oh noooo! you have injured my soul, which was in the salami
Julie and the stops, looks back at him.
Oh goodness me, great balls of fire, I did not mean to hurt you with the park bench I only threw it to be FUNNY. what can I do to make your final hours more peaceful
The man takes Julie’s HEAD and shoves it towards his salami
they live happily ever after THE END
wait i forgot to write about zuul didnt i