Meanwhile, on another channel of Public Access TV, we get this great mother-daughter pair. The daughter is not in the least bit embarrassed to be appearing on her mom’s friend’s terrible public access show singing “Go Tell It on the Mountain” karaoke-style. (She’s also not embarrassed that her last name is apparently “Newdork”.)
Wait a minute. No. I am wrong about this too. She is trying to crawl out of her skin and is only pretending to sing to passively go along with her insane mom’s evil master plan to take over the world by singing with terrible posture.
Everything about this, from the slow zoom on the flowers to the younger Newdork’s body language, is sheer artistic perfection.
Now, we have a policy here on Clunkline not to post on the Front Page anything we didn’t make, but I made exceptions for those two videos because of what’s going to come next. When Burpen showed those two videos to me in rapid succession, I made this:
In the interests of thanking the man who originally dug up these videos, I provide you with this link, which I have no doubt will give you much happiness and fulfillment.