YESTERDAY, THE WAR
The news of the day is the result of a massive battle between cavalry and calvary forces. In a rather spectacular victory, the cavalry rode over and destroyed nearly 95% of the calvary. Unprepared for horses or combat in general, the calvary tried to flee but the opposing side was much quicker and armed.
In unrelated news, grenadiers fighting the grenadines are finding it hard to destroy whole land masses with mere hand held explosives.