Nom de Pomme’s Guide to Song Meanings

Yes, my dear loyal audience, it is nom de pomme, back from his tour of Scandinavia, the low countries, southern Austria, and eastern Australia with a new edition of Guide for your listening (read: reading) pleasure. In this edition, we look at the elusive meanings to some of the world’s most enigmatic and popular songs.

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Nom de Pomme’s List of Life Goals

1. World wide tour of micro-states including:
-Andorra
-Lichtenstein
-San Marino
-Vatican City
-Sealand

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Some Carefully Collected Data

I was bored a lot in 10th grade. And low-rise jeans were in style. So for a while, I kept track of any noteworthy underwear which was visibly riding up.

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a post i will regret

the surgeon general has moved out and eightfold way has yet to move in

this means

tada

i can jerk off with the door open.