BLARRGH!: A stand-up comedy routined found etched onto a solid zinc meteor from a foreign world by Norm D. Apple, Ed.D., Social Studies Teacher at Banglapor High, India

Zagnor: Blargh?

Fargle: Bling blooogrgf blah blooo fraggggggg!

Zagnor: BLARRRGH!

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A Complete List Of Things That Actually Do Come In Threes

Because I’m tired of hearing ridiculous suggestions that randomly occurring events adhere to an arbitrary, untestable, or disproved rule.

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Tanzmetall’s Nouveau Stereotypes, Part I

Stereotypes are insulting and divisive. Of course, I have no problem with that. What I have a problem with, is that they insult the wrong people. When’s the last time you heard an epithet for Iowans? Well, if you finish reading this article, it will be five minutes from now.

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Discussions on Matrimony by Dr. Norm D. Apple, Ed. D., Adjunct Professor at the University of Australia, Alice Springs

As it happens, I have come to believe that several terms traditionally used in monogamous heterosexual marriage are inherently degrading to the parties usually yoked by their particular brand of bigotry and ignorance.

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Smelly Places And Things I Have Encountered While Working For A Rental Company

This summer I am working for a party and tent rental company. I usually get assigned to tasks in the warehouse, but occasionally I’m sent out to drop off or pick up rental equipment. I seem to come across a more diverse range of smelly things and places while out on the road, but the warehouse has its fair share of odors as well.

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Goone

Lo and let it be written that the chronicles of the land of Kitchkinet have been recovered and begun again in the renaissance from the dark period, henceforth known as Goone 09.

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