- Radiation exposure is like a Mack truck driving through the kindergarten lunch line that is your cell membrane.
- Lightning is like nature’s way of hiring a sniper to take out an individual tree, mountain top, flag pole, or tall person in an open field.
- Elements interact blindly just like a room full of people spinning around wearing suits of different types of velcro which only stick to each other in a highly sophisticated pattern.
- A gas exerts pressure equally on all surfaces of its container, like a hundred people in a sealed room trying to get away from someone who just farted after eating only spicy Indian food for the last eighty hours.
- Blood carries oxygen through your body like a pack of sherpas heaving a 19th century British explorer up a sheer mountainside in a sedan chair.
- Pistons in a gas engine fire off mini explosions thousands of times a minute like a line of Mexican banditos standing shoulder to shoulder from the Atlantic to the Pacific emptying their six shooters all at once.
- In a vacuum, a hammer and a feather would fall at the same rate of acceleration just like two freshman girls at their first frat party after downing twenty shots each.
