Appropriate:
Ireland: A land full of angry people.
Export: So named because you should leave.
Normalville: As lame as it sounds.
Blueballs: A letdown.
Hell: I have always said that the Midwest is hell.
Hoboken: Probably full of hobos.
Fargo: It’s far to go. (Implied: why would you want to?)
Lackawanna: If you lived there, you wouldn’t want to do anything either.
Lake Minisink: Means “small basin” in some Native American language. (Coincidentally, it also does in English.)
Buttzville: Ever been to New Jersey?
Inappropriate:
Wales: Not full of whales.
Turkey: Not full of turkeys.
Hungary: Gary’s not well hung.
Greece: No leather jackets and convertibles.
Rhode Island: Neither a road nor an island.
Queens: All the homosexuals have moved West by now.
Greensburg: Not in Greenland.
Garden State: Ever been to New Jersey?
Split Decisions:
Schenectady: ???
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg: ??????ogg??????
