The Dueling Comic Satires of Epiglottis and Priapus

EPIGLOTTIS. I’m going to kill your family, Priapus.

PRIAPUS. Ha! Ha! You will not.

EPIGLOTTIS. No, seriously.

Silence.

EPIGLOTTIS. I’m actually going to kill your family.

Translator’s Note: Shortly after this play was performed, Epiglottis killed Priapus’s family.