Missed Connection: Lady Working At Quizno’s
Date: 2008-07-02, 6:29PM CDT
Underground Man said, “Don’t put entrails in the cup.” Apparently he prefers his offal jokes to be tasteful.
So you can blame him that there are no delicious delicious entrails floating in milk broth.
I think of my phone like I think of my toilet. Once every three years, I peer into its darkest, most mold-encrusted corners and briefly contemplate cleaning it. I scrape off two layers of caked shit-dust and gag. Then I give up.
Also, I rub my face against it, but that is a story for another day.
“All right, we just had a wonderful meal courtesy of our challenger. Now it’s time to see if our own Iron Chef College can top him. Chef Kiwi, are you prepared to present your meal?”
“Yes, for the first course I’ve prepared oriental flavored Ramen with a side of steamed broccoli.”
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