Problem Statement
Okay, so you know how there are, like, robots?
Yeah, they even got one now that vacuums your floor for you and stuff. I could really use one of those ‘cause I got corn chips on my floor from about three months ago and one time I ate one of them and it was gross.
But then, like, what if there were lots of robots?
Technical Challenges
So, um, I think what you have to do is, like, use a computer for things.
And then you shove some wires up the robot’s ass or something and start writing programs. I don’t really know ‘cause I didn’t actually do this part. I was gonna, but then I ended up setting fire to some buildings that day, I think someone might have died. Actually, I never told anyone about this before. Do you think I’ll get in trouble?
Approach
So now I have the computer and the robots and the food for the robots. I think they eat people, so I put some people parts in a bowl for them but so far none of the robots have eaten anything yet.
Illustration
Yeah, I didn’t really know what to put for this section, so I just skipped it.
Results
I was sort of hoping since I did all the work to get this far that someone else would do this part for me. I also wrote a program but then I spilled gravy on my laptop so now all it does is play tic-tac-toe and lose on purpose.
Except it also insults you after you win.
So… do I get a Master’s degree now, or do I have to take a test or something?
