Nov. 14, 2009, 17:12 by
nom de pomme,
TanzmetallPreface by the Abbot Anslwyth in the time of King Henry VII:
These scripts, having been found on the old battlefield by a local farmer wound inside a glass spirits bottle, represent a great communication of our historic Royal Army from the time of the last offensive against the crown of England. Herein lie the last independent leaders of Gwynedd, and possibly insight into their demise. They are studiously replicated in the librarium of the Abbey by Brother Angloham.
July 14th, 1376
From: The camp of Lieutenant Llywelyn Fawr
To: His Lordship Owain Glyndŵr, Prince Of Gwynedd
Subj: For Gwynedd!!!
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Nov. 13, 2009, 17:03 by
Sgt. EarthBefore I started on the Plutonium Abs program, I was just a scruffy little weakling, just like you. I was overweight, at 4 foot ten and over 200 pounds, but yet I couldn’t lift as well as girls who only weighed 130. But just look at me now! I’ve grown a foot, lost my belly, all while gaining 400 pounds of pure muscle. I actually use most of the muscle to hold the rest of my muscles up. And can you tell I weigh 600 pounds? No! I look great, because I’m roughly as dense as freshly-milled steel.
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Nov. 13, 2009, 14:57 by
Grabass_Champion
When you can't find sheep and you're in a hurry...
Found in a gas station restroom somewhere in central PA.
I took my pen and appended “Also several amphibians” to the message, but I neglected to take a picture of it afterward.
Nov. 12, 2009, 2:50 by
nom de pommeSome say I’ve shot fifteen men. Others say twenty. I say fifteen women.
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