When we set up our new ads, I set them as NSFW. Porn, see, isn’t allowed on our advertising network, and by NSFW, they basically mean, anything your grandma wouldn’t want to see. Clunkline definitely qualifies. But, having tagged ourselves as NSFW, we are now getting ads for dildos and erotica read aloud by a sultry, lusty female. Inspired by our foxy new advertisers, MesmericKiwi, me, and the ironically-named Senator Bongledongle decided that now was the opportune time to ruin our future careers in politics.
Just FYI, this is pretty horrible and you should not listen to it.
You have been warned.
Perhaps its only redeeming charm comes from its origin in improv. And I don’t mean in the clumsy way 14 year olds on YouTube will call their random ramblings “improvised”, I mean MK is the artistic director of an improv troupe, and AJ and I are performing members of that troupe. Also featured are two other troupe members who will go unnamed, to protect the innocent. Or really, less-guilty.
