Come on, we’re down by five points here, do you really want to bring this up now?
Look, look, I’m sorry that when I called that last play, I said “we’re gonna give the ball to the big guy,” okay? I wasn’t trying to imply that you’re fat.
Yes, I know you’re insecure about your weight, but I didn’t–
Can we please talk about this later, like when we don’t desperately need a touchdown?
Wh- what? No, Frank, it’s not “your turn” to be quarterback, that’s not–
What do you mean I “always get to be quarterback”? That’s how it’s always been, I’m the quarterback, you’re the center.
I don’t care if you’re sick of being the center, we’re not switching. Besides, you’re too big to be the quar–
Oh come on, Frank! You too? You know I didn’t mean that!
[TWEEEEEEET! Delay of game, on the offense! Five yard penalty!]
I bet Tom Brady never has to deal with this crap.
