Merry Christmas, Tanzmetall

Clunkline’s 2 year anniversary and 1,000th article are coming up, and Tanz wants the two to coincide.

So, my gift to you is this article to bump the counter that much closer to number 1,000.

Merry Christmas, don’t expect me to get you anything else.

And I hope you got me something nice and/or expensive.


I got you an electric dildo I found in my neighbor’s garbage. The batteries are still inside but I think the acid is leaking. Merry Christmas to you too! -Tanz

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